I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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