Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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