Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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