return my video game
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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