He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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