Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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