yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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