This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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