ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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