i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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