I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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