Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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