at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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