tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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