I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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