She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is Oprah even human
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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