Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
