She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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