They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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