literally had 100 drinks last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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