K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.