People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
