my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
