all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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