You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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