Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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