i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Sorry my hands just texted you
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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