He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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