Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Alive.
So much puke
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
my poor anus
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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