I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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