Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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