thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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