My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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