It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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