Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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