I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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