This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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