Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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