if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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