He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
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