Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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