I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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