so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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