Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
