I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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