I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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