Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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