her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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