it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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