Your tits are I can't wait for
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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