Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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