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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  What's wrong?

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  Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.

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  Pussy.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.

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• (516): View more from New York

  She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.

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  Oh god, what has my life become?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts

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