Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.