the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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